The Naughtiest Unicorn on a School Trip by Pip Bird

Author:Pip Bird [Bird, Pip]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Egmont UK Ltd

‘Great teamwork, guys!’ said Bruce, clapping his hands.

‘I’ll swap you a sandwich for my biscuit,’ added Darcy.

Jake smiled. ‘Fine, here you go,’ he said, handing her a square of sandwich.

Darcy shook her head. ‘No, the whole thing.’

‘But that’s not fair!’ protested Jake.

Darcy shrugged. ‘Come back to me when you have a serious offer.’

Mira gave Dave a whole packet of custard creams to stop him from stealing any more lunches. Then she noticed that Raheem and Brave weren’t eating their lunch and were staring intently at the clipboard.

‘Are you okay?’ asked Mira.

‘We’re just looking at the quest list to see if we can solve some of the riddles,’ said Raheem. ‘I’m sure we’ll have spotted some things already.’

‘I’m not that fussed about the quest,’ said Mira, sharing her sandwich with Dave. ‘Even though I would like to get a medal. But mostly I just want to see a kitticorn.’

Flo sighed into her packet of crisps. ‘Me too.’

‘Did you know, kitticorn horns are soft and furry when they’re first born?’ Mira said.

‘Nooooooo!’

‘Yes!’ said Mira happily. ‘And if they’re feeling playful, they tickle your face with their tail.’

Mira took a sip of her juice, and tried to remember her next favourite kitticorn fact.

She turned back to Flo, but for some reason, Dave’s bum was in her face. He swooshed his tail around.

‘Bluerghle argle flargh!’ As Mira tried to stop Dave’s tail tickling her, she spilled her juice. Dave quickly licked it up, then burped grumpily.

‘Is Dave okay?’ asked Flo.

‘Are we playing Burp Alphabet again?’ said Seb.

‘I think Dave’s just hungry,’ said Mira, giving her unicorn a bit more sandwich. ‘Did you know that if kitticorns want your attention, they wind around your ankles over and over again?’

There was a THUD as Dave dived over the picnic blanket and collided with Mira’s ankles, knocking her over.

‘Dave!’ Mira said. ‘Calm down!’ She handed him a biscuit. ‘And,’ Mira went on, turning back to Flo, ‘if they REALLY love you, kitticorns roll over and show you their tummies for tickling.’

‘Awww!’ said Flo.

Dave dropped to the ground, rolled over on to his back and kicked his legs in the air. Unfortunately, as his legs flailed around, he kicked Sparkles in the nose. Sparkles snorted, stepped back, tripped over Jake’s lunchbox and fell into his lap, squashing his last biscuit.

‘Arghh, you’re all SO annoying!’ shouted Jake, pushing Sparkles away.

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